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Carl Selkin's avatar

I give your essay an "A" because everyone deserves an "A." Why does the big guy with one eye get so mad at Odysseus?

Don't Bother Reading's avatar

I had to add this line: Also, a giant goes blind, which is sad because he was too single-focused.

Don't Bother Reading's avatar

He was too single focused.

Hal Bogotch's avatar

The problem with the cyclops is that he took his eye off the ball.

The movie was all right. Acting was superlative. (In this film, ya gotta luv ta hate Robert Pattinson's character, am I right?!)

A couple of scenes put me off meat for a week. #VeganConvert

The constant bass-like droning on the soundtrack wore my very soul down some.

There was zero chance, from the get-go, of my bladder surviving the entire stretch.

As my friend the cyclops said, "If you blink, you miss a lot."

Hal Bogotch's avatar

Apropos of nada: Would a true film about an ophthalmologist be a myopic biopic...?!

Don't Bother Reading's avatar

a monicled monogram?

Hal Bogotch's avatar

We may not see eye to eye on this one. 🤪